In case you were wondering what my real job is these days, here’s the evidence.

After a day at the office, the first thing I like to do is close my eyes for 20 minutes to recharge my battery. This is also usually the time before the zoo needs to have their dinner. The “meditation pause” makes it easier for all of us to wait until dinner time. As you can see, while the pets have a perfectly great memory foam bed, located to the left, I am apparently a better version of memory foam.